the Great, Wielder of the
Long Staff, Bearer of the
Rod of Giving, the Hidden Wizard, Master of the Nether Regions
Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are
bad for your health, as their
friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling
long,
hard and
thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
"I had a great time with Baltasar last
night"
"The
weekend at Baltasar's was really quite
something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
