Toshture 

A portmanteau adjective of the words "Tosh.O" and "Posture." It references the odd physical condition of one Daniel Tosh when he is standing in front of a green screen. Visually, the body is rigid yet slightly leaning forward at the waist, arms marginally bent at the elbow, hands curled to the rear and buttocks placed in the "presenting" pose; such posture is reminiscent of how one would appear if they were to sit nude upon a broom handle, candelabra candle or similar.

Some thought Karl to have had lower back surgery, but he actually attended a British boarding school as a teenager. Alas, all those nights of isolated debauchery resulted in a serious case of poor toshture.

Toshture by jeffismrmom June 20, 2011

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

Toshturbate by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

tosture 

1. The appearance of of a girl's tit's based both on their intrinsic value and how well she is presenting them.

2. The shape of a girl's tits based on her posture.

Usage: girls who always arch there back to make their tits look bigger, or conversely, girls that slouch a lot and therefore cause one to underestimate there boobs.

3. The "posture" of a girl's boobs. ex: perkyness

3. The appearance of

Say what you want, but she has great tosture.

Sure it looks like a great rack, but it is 80% tosture.

tosture by Derk McGerkin March 7, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008