Noting the abnomally wide stance of the
guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.
In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry
Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound
cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.
Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping
asshole aquired from years of fisting.