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pattoning 

The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
pattoning by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011
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Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
Patting by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020
- How is the research going?
- Not so good, I have mostly been pythoning this week!
pythoning by CranberrySawce August 1, 2011

Patting the dog through the letterbox 

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Cow Patting 

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)
Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

Patioing 

The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity
I love patioing in the summer!