Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean
Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"

Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"
by Dalthran June 7, 2011
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A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.
YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.
by NSTS55 March 11, 2009
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