Douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean
Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"
Rauli - "C-c-c-Yeah! That's mah babe!" *thumbs up* "Eeyyy, but at least I'm only full of whales, I don't sleep with them - Midy Dick ahoy!"