Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

by anonymous March 29, 2004

Urban Assault

The best clothing store in Houston

“Aye bro where’d you get that shirt”
“Urban assault”

by drew74_i_ August 26, 2021

urban assault vehicle

A derogatory term for a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), especially one that is oversized.

Did you see that Cadillac Urban Assult Vehicle? Someone's got too much money!

by unidyne November 25, 2003

Urban Assault Vehicle

A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.

Check out Rob and Big's Urban Assault Vehicle!

by Cool Moldy September 3, 2010

Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.

Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!

by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010

Urban Assault Forces

A group on ROBLOX that is desired as an urban clan started by Infinitive, to Benblue9, now owned by MOOJL. UAF was first based off of actually urban plots, until Ben owned it which led it to the Russian times, explaining their motto mainly, and now in MOOJL's hands (or his hooves since people call him a cow since his username has "moo") which he now makes UAF a "peoples' clan".

"Urban Assault Forces/UAF; FOR THE MOTHERLAND!"

by YelloJaket November 18, 2011

Urban-assault ride

A bicycle ride through an urban landscape of known and unknown neighborhoods, with the end goal of amiably assaulting the senses with varied stimuli.

Well, brah, it's 75 and sunny. Time for an urban-assault ride!

by kbmoney08 May 15, 2008