Sloss

A being of pure awesomeness. they are smart, attractive, charming and humble, the perfect picture of humanity. Sloss's are extremely patriotic and will defend their friends/family with their lives and will never back down. Sloss's are generally amazing in bed and always have the sexiest girlfriends. If you're ever lucky enough find a Sloss who is single take him while you have the chance!

Girl one: Whos that sexy beast?

Girl two: Thats my boyfriend, I'm so lucky to have him he's such a Sloss. :)

by Jackey boi October 21, 2011

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by sloss November 06, 2020

slossing

fighting in a very old fashioned way. Bare hands and only alternating punches are allowed.

They took it outside. Mike started by throwing a punch and Ivanov replied with a right hook. It was slossing.

by mr rascal January 07, 2012

Slossed out

Drenched in semen

Brooo after he finished with me i was completely slossed out

by הרקפות הנובלות March 10, 2023

bearded sloss

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005

Slossing

The act of washing one's manlihood in the sink, most commonly practised with water although on VERY rare occasions (once) done with mouthwash.

He decided a quick 'Slossing' was needed in order to freshen up in preparation for doing the "uhh."

I was on a promise, but after throwing shapes all night I knew I'd have to give my balls a quick 'Slossing.'

by Renf September 15, 2018

Sloss

To get your hair stuck in your lip gloss

It is so windy tonight; I am going to sloss so much.

by lipstickgirl101 June 20, 2025