Smuckmier 

The happy go luck person without a care in the world.Just like Jimmy Stewart in the movie Harvey. Good natured. Kind philosophy, soft imagination.

as being compared to.... Mr and Mrs Smuckmier.We can't all be like the Smuckmiers.

Smuckmier by Renee Smuckmier October 14, 2011

suckier 

To proccess or state of becoming or being more sucky.

"This CT server is suckier than ever before."

suckier by thegrossboy May 24, 2006

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Smuckernut Crunch 

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

Smuckernut Crunch by smuckernut July 21, 2010

Smuckers

Tyler, the Creator’s most fire rap song. Tyler is a highly popular song writer and this is one of the best beats he’s made.

“Smuckers and you know it.... Money money money money money at the motive, what yo name again nobody knows it.”

Smuckers by Patytu October 21, 2019

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

You ain't Smuckers by Brausten November 1, 2012

Butt Smuckers 

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

Butt Smuckers by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012