hyperbate 

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper

I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate

hyperbate by the tux queeen September 24, 2011

Hyperbate 

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!

Hyperbate by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

hyperbole and a half by yapity December 14, 2011

hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

Truthful hyperbole 

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter
2. Bullshit

Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want!
Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack?
Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole.
Jason: So, bullshit?
Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.

Truthful hyperbole by I stole your girl February 24, 2017

Hyperborean pull-up 

a "Hyperborean pull-up" Is the act of doing pull-ups while shirtless and in the shortest shorts you can find (or naked if you're in seclusion) while it is either snowing or below freezing temperature

I want to finish my 50 Hyperborean pull-ups today, along with my daily 100 pull-ups scattered throughout the day

Hyperborean pull-up by Bur33 February 23, 2021

hyperborea 

The lands of a people who were based in human history. It exists, find it.

Me and the boys are headed to Hyperborea.

hyperborea by HerdRider_Milk May 17, 2021