Rapturefag 

1. A person who makes up the gulliable minority of "Christians" who believe(d) in the May 21, 2011 rapture prophecy. This also includes Harold Camping himself, since he made the (failed) prediction in the first place.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.

Rapturefag: "MAY 21, 2011 WILL BE THE DAY OF RAPTURE! HAROLD CAMPING PREDICTED IT AND I BLINDLY FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS BECAUSE I LACK A BRAIN TO THINK FOR MYSELF. REPENT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!"
Intellectual: "Idiot."

Rapturefag by EvolvedExpert September 11, 2011

rapturefarian 

A person who is so convinced of the world's imminent demise that they pollute, waste, litter, and generally don't care.

Mark:"Man, I can't believe that guy is driving a hummer"
Peter:"Yeah i hate those Rapturefarians!"

rapturefarian by Mikkel NIelsen May 26, 2008

rapturebate 

1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.

2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.

1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...

2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.

rapturebate by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011

Raptureful 

A state of rapture or ecstasy.

An overwhelming feeling of warmth.
A conglomeration of the feelings nostalgia, wanderlust, and insatiable curiosity.

The feeling on the edge of your seat right before the climax of a gripping story.
The feeling of goosebumps before moments before atrocity.

Good, Great, Cool, Dope, Epic, Lovely, Raptureful.

“The world is burning.”
“Isn’t it wonderful?”
“No, it is raptureful.”

Raptureful by raptureful February 25, 2022