BERK!

Something you say when you're really pissed at somebody because they're being annoying.

*Somebody hits you in the arm*
BERK!

*Somebody sticks tomatoes in your hood and pulls it over your head*
BERK!

by licensetokyle March 28, 2004

Berke

Name given to people that live in the middle eastern. Especially in Turkey. Berke's can be athletic, strong, handsome , charming, smart and tall. Berke's usually have a gigantic penis . Berke's are also known to have an incredible big pair of balls.

Hey look at the nice piece of Berke.

by TheKnowerOFEvErYTHing February 05, 2012

berk

a handsome, self-confident, hot, smart person who is self-centered, but very caring

why do you remind me of a berk?

by Nike Seyopar October 09, 2016

Berk

Rhyming slang for c*nt

As in: Berkshire Hunt.

What a fucking berk

by Brringo March 01, 2022

Berking

The act of arguing for the sake of arguing, or arguing a point that is obviously false.

Person A: "If a cars tires wear out in 20 minutes at top speed, I don't believe that should be considered its top speed."

Person B: "Quit berking."

by nkT January 18, 2013

Berking

1 To answer a question in far more words than what is needed for the assignment.

2 To remove one’s shirt while on a video call in a completely platonic manner.

when worknig on an assignment (or any project) : I’m berking this assignment those questions, then the teacher will have to give me an A. • The teacher doesn’t want to read all of that so why are you berking it?

when skyping (or oovooing) : I skyped my dad but I had to hang up because he was berking. • My friend forgot the webcam was still on and started berking.

by amazingboy97 October 05, 2011

Berk

Shortened version of cockney rhyming slang Berkshire Hunt - Cunt

"What a berk!"

by Wallaces Gromit March 13, 2022