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Victoria Schweigert-Opas 

Hot sexy, funny, massive penis, can cook, big butt
Person 1: Wholy shit Victoria Schweigert-Opas is so hot i wanna be them
Person 2: me too i would shit my pants to be them.

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Schweizer 

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
Schweizer by hpsk April 27, 2010

Schweigefox 

From the German "Schweige" meaning silence and the English "Fox". This term was created on a German reality TV show in a moment of extreme frustration. It accompanies a hand gesture (pointer finger and pinkie are ears, thumb and remaining fingers create the fox face), which can be thrust into someones face while exclaiming, "schweigefox!". Referred to in Judge John Hodgman Episode 175: Failure to Appear
This is used to interrupt someone who will not stop talking. So the example is merely, "Schweigefox!"
Schweigefox by *stand September 12, 2014

Lauren Schweikert 

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
Lauren Schweikert by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Schweiner 

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.