cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

or

The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

cellotomy by thesalad June 12, 2011

celloboy 

someone (a male) who is objectively mid at cello yet thinks he could bust out dvorak (or the likes) within a year; naturally, will probably have the self-confidence of ur dog after pooping at the base of a tree and an ego the size of the internet

cars run away from celloboy

celloboy by celloboy enthusiast April 24, 2022

celldomy 

When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.

My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!

celldomy by samgolf June 25, 2012