3 definitions by samgolf

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An alcoholic required to frequently awaken and imbibe to induce drowsiness before repeating their viscous cycle.
I thought my brother was an insomniac until I realized he was an inebriac getting up to swig enough vodka shots until passing out again.
by samgolf January 08, 2014

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The type of raw gritty sex typically between at least one trailer trash partner who is as equally unhygienic as they are kinky. The type of sex that requires a safe word and a fire extinguisher. Aptly named for the pretentious and unmuffled imagery that only a Chevy Camaro with rusty fender edges can invoke.
Dude, I had Camaro sex with this girl and her mother yesterday and it was great except for the broken air conditioner and the combined stink of mixed ass sweat !
by samgolf July 01, 2012

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When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.
My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!
by samgolf June 22, 2012

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