stumpmaster 

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.

stumpmaster by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

SlumpMasters

The evolution of Screw music....NOT Screwed and Chopped, it's Slumped and Dumped. Triple chops, Cuadrouple chops, fifth chops, echo out, speaker to speaker....Slumped Out!

Those SlumpMasters are tha masters of tha Slump!

SlumpMasters by PayDay aka Bubba Slump July 22, 2003

Stubmaster 

On who stubs their toe frequently, even repeatedly on the same object in more than one occasion.

K:*OWWWWW!!!!!*
C: What happened?
K: I stubbed my toe!
C: On that same black box again?! Congratulations stubmaster!

Stubmaster by cf89 January 21, 2010

stumaster 

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

stumaster by bobbobson February 19, 2004

Serbian Stepmaster 

When a floor installer usually of Serbian or possibly Romanian background is installing flooring on a staircase, but is so drunk they are unable to balance on one step and continuously fumble between two or more steps in an effort to maintain balance. This is usually done with a beer or brandy in hand and possibly a cel phone in the other hand. This exercise type of work could be the reason said person will likely be wearing track pants and a wife beater

Goran : What the hell is Dragan doing? He's so drunk he can't even balance on one step
Andrej: That bastard has been doing the Serbian stepmaster since noon!

Serbian Stepmaster by BaldFatGuy May 18, 2011

StuckMasterFlex 

meaning stupid and idiotic pointless events in somebodys life

Man yesterday was so StuckMasterFlex

StuckMasterFlex by BrandonPor April 14, 2009