28 definitions by The Grottomaster

Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011

re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011

Mucous Mary

A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.

Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary

by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011

sausage

An archaic reference, typically by soldiers of other European nations, to an attractive and curvy young German lass. One of the oldest *War and Peace* translators, Nathan Haskell Dole, coined this term in the late 1800s in his erudite rendition of Tolstoy's Magnum opus.

"Check out that sausage -- she's a sure lay!" noted the Russian soldier to his comrade.

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

Fucking Retrospect

A reflection upon happier times, prior to the days of one's inability to have sex.

I was happily daydreaming about my youth, engaging in Fucking Retrospect.

by The Grottomaster May 23, 2011

ghost

A corruption and/or diminution of the phrase "G-spot Host", which is a person who sponsors an orgy, usually at their home.

Sally is the ghost for tonight's get-together. Are you going to go straight or French?

by The Grottomaster April 29, 2011

Government

A huge aggregation of incredibly evil people who come together daily to effect harm upon the rest of us.

My taxes have increased for a third time over the past year --the Government has screwed me again!

by The Grottomaster May 23, 2011