dark siding

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

by kper June 07, 2007

Dark Side

The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.

James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.

by dahvdahv September 10, 2010

Dark Sided

Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil

Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.

by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006

the dark side

The evil side of the Force in the Star Wars Saga.

Anakin Skywalker is such a fag for goin to the dark side.

by Darth_ToCA September 29, 2005

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

The Dark Side

The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.

I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.

by Brian September 01, 2005

The Dark Side

We have cookies.

The dark side has the best cookies evar!!!!!

by Darth douchebag May 29, 2010