by reynish April 02, 2009

(After William Wallace repeteadly commands his men to show their dark side)
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!
by HEHOOKNOWS July 26, 2009

by joe midshipmen December 12, 2003

Pronounced: Dh-ark*syde... bitch
Noun
Much similar to east and west/ north and south side unwritten zoning laws among underprivledged/well armed african americans, the Dark Side is one of many locations that a Star Wars fanboy (or Jedi) may reside to seek out refuge from polar gangs (often known as the light side, or "rebels")
However, by claiming a title from any of these nerd zoning laws, one automatically delays the next time he/she/it will have sexual contact of any sort. Also, Dark side members take a massive karma loss, but may wear sith armor.
Noun
Much similar to east and west/ north and south side unwritten zoning laws among underprivledged/well armed african americans, the Dark Side is one of many locations that a Star Wars fanboy (or Jedi) may reside to seek out refuge from polar gangs (often known as the light side, or "rebels")
However, by claiming a title from any of these nerd zoning laws, one automatically delays the next time he/she/it will have sexual contact of any sort. Also, Dark side members take a massive karma loss, but may wear sith armor.
by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Can you believe what Yummyevie and QT are saying in the Marsh thread? I thought they were her friends!
by STEVO47 June 25, 2004

An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)
Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.
Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
by nakedpeopleeverywhere June 06, 2011

evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"
***
some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"
some guy: "ok"
***
some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"
by FTWbasharDGKinfected December 23, 2009
