The Mound

the notation of fun thats to be had and found between the hip bones on a Fit Chick above the Pubis bone also know as Mons Veneris noobs think they're tucking a tackle when in fact its a pure indicator of dynamo in the sack with the tastiest, neatest and sweet little vagene ever

Guy 1 on seeing a pic of new girl; Holy Shit dude get a load of "TheMound" under that lingerie.
Guy 2. Response; I know right I just have to see it I bet its amazing. It'll ring my Belle

Guy 1 drooling uncontrollably

Guy 2 notices him and see what he sees and also drools uncontrollably

Gay Guy to other Gay Guy; I just don't get what it is they like with The Mound its eeeky

by toetoe82 May 2, 2020

mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 9, 2003

Mounding

Mounding is the practice of taking a male's genitals and shoving them up in the body cavity. The end result is that he only has a “mound" that resembles a cunt.

You couldn't tell she was a dude even when she was in a bikini because she was so good at mounding.

by kink4you July 7, 2013

mound

1. The fleshy part of a woman's torso between the navel and the pudenda, over the pubic bone; the mons veneris.
2. Female genitalia generally.

Man 1: Sofie's hot.
Man 1a: Yes. Her mound is lovely... nice and soft.
Man 2: I agree. I'd fuck her mound.

by Tama Boyle January 25, 2007

Mounding

Inserting pillows under the hips of a girl lying on her stomach, "mounding" her ass upwards....providing easy access to her sweetspot and a spanking target that can't be resisted.

I like to pass a leisurely afternoon tying her up, mounding her just right, and administering to her in painstaking detail...

by Autre June 3, 2009

Mounding

The art of lying perfectly still while completely covered with blanket. The traditional colour of the blanket is orange, but a sleeping bag or poncho is an acceptable alternative. Mounding is more effective when done in public and is considered a legitimate recreational activity.

Pillows can be used under the blanket.

"I lost 53 calories just by Mounding 5 hours a day!"

"I was a fat lazy slob who would just lay around the house doing nothing all day, now instead, I mound!"

by Scissorhands' Cookie Heart June 5, 2011

mounds

The state of having less than the usual quantity of nuts, ergo a person of exceeding cowardice. Derived from the popular candy bar jingle "Almond Joys got nuts, mounds don't"

Dude stop being a total mounds and get with Nick's mom.

by Derek tha obso1337 September 17, 2005