juliff

one who screws in his parents bed and asks callander for sex advice, knowing he doesnt even want to hear what his opinion is.

that juliff guy is the shit mofo. the homax shit.

by bamzie November 04, 2003

juliff

being the one person who can single handedly give a prison cell mate a hard on, *he drops the soup on purpose people*

Butch Mofo - "hey dude, u dropped the soap"
Juliff - "oh fuck, ill have to BEND OVER and pick up"

by Dead Eternity March 16, 2004

juliff

The ability to fit one's fist in the mouth.

I can't do a juliff i have smegma all over me.

by Smegma Monkey March 24, 2004