juliff 

one who screws in his parents bed and asks callander for sex advice, knowing he doesnt even want to hear what his opinion is.

that juliff guy is the shit mofo. the homax shit.

juliff by bamzie November 4, 2003

juliff 

being the one person who can single handedly give a prison cell mate a hard on, *he drops the soup on purpose people*

Butch Mofo - "hey dude, u dropped the soap"
Juliff - "oh fuck, ill have to BEND OVER and pick up"

juliff by Dead Eternity March 16, 2004

juliff 

The ability to fit one's fist in the mouth.

I can't do a juliff i have smegma all over me.

juliff by Smegma Monkey March 24, 2004

Juliafy 

To explain something in the simplest of ways so that someone named Julia will understand it.

Julia didn't understand what an ISP does, so the person explaining it to her had to Juliafy it for her to understand it.

Juliafy by MiniFreak September 28, 2012

juliafication 

The act or process of acting like Julia in the context of stupidity in areas of common knowledge and/or freaking out over any given celebrity, but most commonly Orlando Bloom.

Juliafication at its finest:
"How do they fit so many files inside that tiny computer?" or "OMG, OMG, OMG, ORLANDO BLOOM!!!*any or a combination of hyperventilation, fainting, or dying*"

juliafication by Stephiticus January 14, 2008

Joliffe 

the filthiest of hoe-bags

joliffe-she is a filthy hoe-bag

Joliffe by beau joe July 18, 2011