glitteritis

the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter.
primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs.

i found sparkles ground into my fucking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.

by mattovich April 23, 2011

Glitter

The fucking worst invention on the face of the earth. Sticks to everything and should be used as a form of torture to clean up.

Did you hear that Craig had to clean up some glitter?
Holy shit I feel bad for him.

by Dave Miller October 15, 2020

The herpes of crafts.

by shelby oakes January 2, 2018

An unholy disease that transcends time and space.

I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole allowed her glitter to get on me.

by twistediniquity December 30, 2009

glitter is the herpes of craft suplies

The thing about glitter is if you have it on you be prepared to have it on you forever, cause glitter doesn't go away.

by Jadykinzzz October 23, 2007

n.

A sparkling or glistening light.
Brilliant or showy, often superficial attractiveness.
An amazing person with a large heart and big SPIRITS!

You're nickname is glitter for a reason; so live your life and kick his ass to the curve.

by zooo October 27, 2010

(v) To throw glitter on politicians who oppose gay rights, because it makes them look like homogays.

by bloomerj June 17, 2011