M.I.M.L.G.I.T

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get

From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

by Richard Fuckingham April 22, 2011