Jizzowats 

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats

Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats

Jizzowats by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

jizzocated 

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

jizzocated by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

Jizzwatcher 

A negative connotation. Any uninvited person who watches or trys to watch others in the act of jizz production.

Get that jizzwatcher out of here.

Jizzwatcher by T & A September 19, 2023

Jizzawatt 

Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.

Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts

Jizzawatt by Hilaritytimestwo November 8, 2009

Jizzawatt 

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

Jizzawatt by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzopause 

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

jizzopause by Woogitface May 30, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019