A fat ass that has skinny legs and devours pubulsecent boys, extreamly ugly and wears toothpaste as deodorant. Uses boys semen for shampoo. They are typicaly found in schools or are the Santa Clauses at malls during christmas.

Can also be used the describe a specific area where a samsquench is, or roams in that area.
Man, that cafeteria samsquench sucked my dick.
by bigshitass April 17, 2011
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