Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
by Dr. Hookah April 17, 2011