OBFL

OBFL - Jesus Fuck, I was gonna go for one beer.
Now it's Tuesday, 3:30AM and I'm in line at Boustan.
FUCK! I have to be at work in six hours.
Can I crash on your couch?
I'll buy a shirt on the way into the office.
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Pronunciation may vary.
May be emitted as a series of slurred grunts, punctuated with hip thrusts at various girls, and cursing loudly.

OBFL by OBFL May 6, 2011

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obfly

a tasty word made from the ingredients obviously and fuck
obfuckingly

sam: i want to shag you
ellie: obfly

obfly by mascod April 4, 2009

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Obflagate

To be disgusted with something to the point of extreme fascination.

I am so obflagated by the Saw movies... I can't stop watching them.

Obflagate by WhimsicalMisfit January 24, 2009

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Obflagerated

To disgust to the point of fascination

Train wrecks, car accidents, Paris Hilton's Career
"I wish I had looked away, but I was obflagerated."

Obflagerated by miChere August 21, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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