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boss move 

n. - 1. typically imitating a move or action widely accepted as a common physical act done by an individual that smells like an 1800's shithouse. Generally touching one's gentiles while simultaneously rubbing one's nipple and disgustingly flicking one's tongue crudely.

n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.
Wow! Colonel Tushfinger that sure was a funny ass boss move when you jumped on that stack of lumber and acted like that pussy waffle truck driver Ron.

Hey Larry, I know you are my best friend and all, but that sure was a boss move when you made my mom finger blast your shit box and got caught by my dad.
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boss move 

N - any and all actions executed by the man in charge; meaningful, arbitrary, or otherwise
Clancy was in the bathroom so long, his employees thought he was taking a shit — but he was just trying to take the perfect FUCK YOU selfie in the mirror. Such a boss move.
boss move by Rickrude69 December 6, 2020

boss move 

when you make a boss ass move and emote on those sorry motherfuckers
chad: i pulled a major boss move on brad the other day
boss move by nickthompson August 18, 2022

Boss Moves

Living and conducting moves such as a boss would do pertaining to both areas of life business and pleasure.

See definition - BOSS
Andrea was makin' boss moves in NYC!

Did you see that car avoid an accident? That's a boss move!

He is makin' boss moves in that suit.
Boss Moves by CitaBoss August 19, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026