butt period

A term used to describe the male counterpart to female bitchiness and impatience during menstruation. When men get very grouchy or persnickety about certain things, they are said to be on their butt period.

Ricardo: *Touches iPhone*
Austeen: GUYS, DO NOT TOUCH MY FUCKING STUFF. YOU CAN PICK ON ME, JUST DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! YOU CROSSED A LINE!
Ricardo: Uh-oh, Austeen is on his butt period!

butt period by Larry Finster May 1, 2011

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Butt period

When you take something in the butt and the shits you take for the next several days tear your asshole causing anal bleeding.

"Cool, he stuck his finger in my butt last night and now I have my butt period!"

"That fucking sucks bro!"

Butt period by Meowzers420 March 12, 2014

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butt period

when you bleed out of your butt becuase youre mad/angry/upset. also see pop her cherry.

evan o connor had his butt period when kaki dumped him

butt period by Ian18924 October 19, 2005

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period butt

Bowl-related side effects of menstruation. Particularly miserable periods can cause severe gas, constipation and diarrhea in the same day. Cramping can further confuse the situation. All of this can of course also lead to nausea. This particular set of conditions is known as period butt.

Alice's period butt prevented her from making plans that day because she didn't know what needed to happen or how long it would take.

"Ugghhh... I've got period butt."

period butt by BrazilianCowboys January 25, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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