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Wicker Chick

A girl, so petite, that you could theoretically place her into a wicker basket, put a hole in the middle of the basket, hook it up to a pulley, and bang her.
Dude, have you ever been with a Wicker Chick?" "Hell, yeah. You know when you're underwater, and you can do all sorts of acrobatic shit that shouldn't be possible...it's a lot like that.
Wicker Chick by Ya' Drangus April 29, 2011
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Shit A Wicker Chicken 

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

Chicken Wicker 

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!
Chicken Wicker by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Chicken Wicken 

The Chicken Wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in Shakespearean times when Witches where believed to exist. This is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. During this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, If failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.
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Chicken Wicken by Blackmailer July 28, 2011

WickedChicken388 

A wicked ass chicken. You can always catch him commiting heinous acts in the streets. Not someone to be reckoned with.
Did you see WickedChicken388 being wicked? Man, someone return him back to his coop!
WickedChicken388 by Laeontopfr July 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026