When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.
JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"
Jack "You the man JB"
by richard parker November 17, 2014
by MikeH March 23, 2004
Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!
"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."
by Tab Smart August 30, 2022