michtak
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michtak by MICHTAK357 April 25, 2011
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Michaked
When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.
"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"
"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"
"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"
Michaked by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012
Mishtake
A mistake that only happens when you experience limbo of unknowing for months as you plummet into losing your mind only to see the light at the end of the tunnel be the warm smile of a person similar to Griffith, from Berserk, shake your hand and then commit ultimate betrayal, losing all at once. It's really the slow crescendo into utter mental destruction that makes it all worth while. :) Oh also, the Griffith character has to commit acts of defamation, I forgot that part. However, after the final aftermath of a mishtake, the only real losers, hypocrites, and burnouts are those who fall out of your life along one of your darkest times in your life. The rebirth after a mishtake is one that outshines the dark gloomy hearts of lost souls who have no purpose but to reap the pastures of nothingness.
Yo good thing you made that mishtake last year. Imagine if you made it during the time where you experienced the most change and had no foundation to support your near fall into lunacy. That would've sucked man.
Mishtake by An Omnipotent God December 4, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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