Load Ghost

Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.

Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".

After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.

Load Ghost by Treylee April 25, 2011

Ghost Load 

When You ejaculate but nothing comes out.

I jacked off and Jizzed 9 times today. 11 if you count the ghost loads.

Ghost Load by NumbSkulls October 13, 2010

ghost load 

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.

"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"

ghost load by Ghost Load August 24, 2014

ghost load 

When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.

I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!

ghost load by Yung Keezy February 6, 2008

Ghost Load 

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".

Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."

Ghost Load by spankerton February 14, 2013

ghost load 

1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."

Tony's girl was being a prude about facials, so the other night, he pulled the ole' ghost load.

ghost load by Arrogant Bastard April 4, 2007