Easily confused with "Ghost Load" ... but very different.
Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
Load Ghost is when it's been a while since a guy has blown his load... the massive amount of jizz that covers his chick's face causes her to run around the room going "Wooooooh".
After I moved to another state I only saw my girl once in a while, and every time she blew me I'd turn her into a Load Ghost.
by Treylee April 7, 2011
by NumbSkulls October 11, 2010
by Ghost Load August 25, 2014
When one reaches the climax during auto-eroticism and ejaculates to an indeterminate location. Even upon closer inspection and Sherlock Holmes-esque investigation the payload remains missing and/or lost to the ages.
I was flogging my dolphin last night and when I shot my dick snot I couldn't find it anywhere, it was a total ghost load !!
by Yung Keezy February 7, 2008
Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
by spankerton February 14, 2013
by nbsalad April 13, 2018
1. a sexual act often used by a guy who wants to give his girl a facial. This is only effective from the doggy style or similar position. Just before the guy cums, he pulls out and spits on the girls back, so that she thinks he's coming, when she invariably turns her head, he shoots right for her face. This takes skill, agility, good acting and pretty good "long shot."
by Arrogant Bastard March 28, 2007