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Crusty Monkey
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When
a monkey
ejaculates on himself
and then
forgets to
clean it up
and the semen dries all over his body.
Monkey
Trainer
: Uhh-ohh,
looks like
we got
another
crusty monkey....
by
eeeeeaaaauuuuu
April 22, 2011
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