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The combination of phat and moist- something juicy, slimy or/and wet
'That sandwich is looking hella phoist!'
Phoist by Phoistboy November 14, 2019
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1: (n) Bigotry or chauvinism on the basis of one's mobile phone brand and/or operating system.

2: (n) In a broader sense, 'phonism' can even refer to prejudice against tablet brands and/or their operating systems.
1: Phonism is one of the greatest evils that modern man has had to endure.

2:.

A: Fuck iPhones and the assholes who use them.

B: Wow man, that's pretty harsh.

A: Lol, I don't give a shit; I'm phonist.
phonism by Sweyn78 December 1, 2014

phismspasm 

After extenssive smoking and pinching yor thumb and forefinger together like a lobster repeatly you can get hand cramp otherwise know as phismspasm
arghhhhh, I've got phismspasm, phismspasm
phismspasm by Sir Fredrick Rigby February 8, 2005
A person suffering from annoyances by stupid or retarded people.
"Mark really has a case of the poism lately."
"Yeah Nigel has been really acting stupid against him."
Poism by MasterBaked June 10, 2018
The opposite of Peeism, Pooism is a philosophy of following just what's popular and just accepting what's popular as what's true (which has caused more harm than help), and shaming other people that don't believe the same thing they do.
"I like Pooism"
"Look into Peeism instead
Pooism by PeeZus420 November 1, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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