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(1) Unexciting, unadventurous, mainstream or dull. Generally used in describing a person with such attributes or who plays it safe. Historically, derived from a person whose goal in life is to have three "squares" a day (see definition (3) below), a roof over his head, a respectable job, a house, 2.5 kids, etc. Became a hip/popular expression of derision of the mainstream in the beat generation.

(2) Proper, decent, straightforward, acceptable, even.

(3) A regular and decent meal.
(1) Naw, he's a square; he won't dance (do anything exciting), he'll just shoot crows (go home).

(2) Hey man, thanks for takin' care of that, you're all square with me now.

(3) Dack is joining the army; at least he gets a dry bunk and three squares a day.
square by Lazz March 4, 2008
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A square is a gram of speed (amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine).
Dude: Yo, can I get a square?
Drug dealer: Sure?

*shows amphetamine and gives Dude a gram of Ethylamphetamine (made in a lab by Aluminum Galinstan reductive amination of P2P with ethylamine in ethanol water solution).

*dude pays 30 dollars.
Square by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022
aaron: "hey steve, can i bum a square off of you?"
justin: "a wHaT!!??"
aaron: "a cigarette, you square."
justin: "did you just call me a cigarette?! aw HELL no..."
square by tazmanian guamanian December 25, 2010
1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.
Square by birdman June 12, 2003
Someone who won't do anything bad.
'Wanna smoke a blunt rn'
'Nah I'm square about smoking drinking n sneaking out'
Square by Danika real ferda July 22, 2017
1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. (prop n) Video game production company who created the Final Fantasy and Chrono series of video games for the last two decades.
square by QZkotL April 9, 2003
Opposite of groovy. Unlike a round, long-playing vinyl record which has one playable groove on each side, a square record would not track a tone arm and cannot be played. There is no music and no soul in a square record. Something or something square just isn't with it, and lacks fun and liveliness.
Man, you don't dig this music? You are like really square.
square by urbanzson July 24, 2009