Snarkenfrau 

A metropolitan delusional bitch who thinks she has "The Power" because of her imaginary crown.

Common narcissistic actions of a "Snarkenfrau" may be fraud, property destruction, defamation of character, uncontrollable spending, denial of personal accountability, ultra long hair extensions, a 40' X 40' couture clothing closet....... and is generally followed by a population of gay talentless 'wannabe' entrepreneurs.

“I despise this engagement ring---it's yellow, and I'm like, I'm a Snarkenfrau---who does he think he is for giving me this yellow trash for my engagement ring.”

Snarkenfrau by Gangy_B April 16, 2011

snarkenfreude 

Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.

snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.

"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"

snarkenfreude by SnarkybutSad August 28, 2007

snarkenfreude 

A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.

Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.

"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"

snarkenfreude by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007

Snackenfrakled  

It means I cannot seem to get any work done today and i am really looking forward to today being over at work and i think Thursday should be the new friday and we should start the weekend AHORITA!

Thursday morning at work

A: Hey Cass, whadddddddduppppp!?!?!?

C: Hey, I am so friggin SNACKENFRAKLED today and i just wanna go homeeeeeeee

Snackenfrakled by Mid0 March 4, 2009

Skankenfrau 

Skankenfrau - (noun, loosely German Origin)

1. Teutonic Term to describe a married woman who has enjoyed the company of a large number of men, like a panzer battalion, and looking for more. Synonymous with MILF or Soccer Mom
2. Also, Skankenfraulien single woman who enjoys being taken by a large number of men.

1. Skankenfrau Inga, our tour guide, took on the whole men's soccer team when we were visiting Germany.

2. We heard Shankenfrau Inga's daughter is also a Skankenfraulein, who can give her mother a run.

Skankenfrau by Al-BadDaddy February 7, 2018