MBAese

The indecipherable language taught in MBA factories where the user has mastered the art of using large, multisyllabic words to make meaningless, intelligent sounding action statements.

The presenter stated in MBAese, "We are aggressively leveraging existing assets to affect a paradigm shift interdepartmental synergy."

quoted translation: We got a loan to buy a new phone, and then called Steve from HR.

MBAese by ralphWookie April 11, 2011

maesey

A Maesey can be a very cool friend. Maeseys are really beautiful but they can be stubborn at times. They like to sleep a lot so don’t be surprised is she takes 3-4 naps on any given day. You can count on her to be your friend and you can be goofy with her anytime. You’ll be lucky to find a Maesey.

Friend- Have you seen Maesey yet? She seems really cool.
Me- No I haven’t she must’ve been sleeping but I heard she is really pretty.

maesey by Ifyouknowyouknow05 June 9, 2020

mbapsexual 

someone who is so delued and never watched a game in his life to say he thinks mbappe is good at soccer

man1: mbappe is the best player in the world
man2: i worry for you such a mbapsexual

mbapsexual by iebrjidh September 28, 2021

maesexual 

maesexual, someone that is attracted to Mae Hadid.

person 1: hey did you know cielo is maesexual
person 2: oh yea that means she loves mae right?
person 3: someone help maesexuals are slaying the town
person 1: yea!

maesexual by mae hadid September 30, 2022

maesexual 

Maesexual, a sexuality where you are in love and/or attracted to mae hadid

Person 1: “did you know cielo is maesexual?”
Person 2: “omg I’m maesexual too!!”
Person 1: “I love Mae! I think I might be maesexual too!”

maesexual by i broke my finger October 5, 2022

myaesexual 

to only be attracted to myae , sexually. And to only want her , only attraction is towards her . he /she/or they

“ hey im myaesexual “
“ what does that mean??? “
“ i’m only sexually attracted to myae “

myaesexual by imoverlyobsessedwyaee January 14, 2025