Condimental Divide 

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

Condimental Divide by JRadimus April 10, 2011

continental divide 

the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.

she was licking on my continental divide and it felt fantastic.

continental divide by camdangalang October 30, 2008

continental divide 

Another word for taint or grundle

Andrew was being such a shit at the party! I told him if he didn't shutup I was going to kick him right in the continental divide!

continental divide by AMONLG_oh8 December 21, 2008

continental divide 

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

continental divide by damnkatie May 18, 2007