skepting 

The act of having a sexual video chat through skype. Like sexting, except over Skype with video.

Man, I had a great time skepting my girlfriend last night.

Dude, you should totall skept with her.

skepting by artard123 April 9, 2011

skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

Sketting and Jetting by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

septingentisexual 

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

septingentisexual by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

Yeeting and skeeting 

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting and skeeting by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018

Slepting 

To text while sleeping in an inebriated state of mind

I was so drunk last night that I must have been slepting last night.

Slepting by Walkovich11 August 23, 2014