Beasturd
Beasturd by BrownManJuices April 4, 2011
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1) I went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beasturd on the pavement.
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
2) My dog made a beasturd on my homework assignment.
3) I went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beasturd.
4) Why do monkeys smell their own beasturd?
beasturd by Ronald Wales April 5, 2011
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Rat Basturd
Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011
Basturd
1) Misspelling of bastard
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
2) A word that combines the words bastard and turd - usually used to insult someone.
1) Xx_Lolfagdouche_xX says: OmFg u HAx0rin basturdz!
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
2) When we were larping last night, Geroge kicked me in the balls. The basturd.
Basturd by The Third Monkey September 1, 2011
Beasturbation
To masturbate with beast-like force. The act of extreme self-pleasure, sometimes involving painful sensations. It comes from the root of Beastiality, but it should not be confused with beastiality because this type of self-pleasure does not involve an animal. It only involves the animal-like force to pleasure ones self.
"As a single man, when I feel extra horny, I participated in beasturbation while watching The Office."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
"Pam engaged in beasturbation so intensely using a guitar that it became out of tune for 2 years."
Beasturbation by coolpeople9809 August 31, 2011
Glorious Basturds
Glorious Basturds by John Cajole December 4, 2020