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Couch Whore 

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."
Couch Whore by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

whore couch 

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
whore couch by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

whore couch 

a couch that a whore sleeps under and then grabs you buy the ankles when you sit on it.
dude, watch out!
your sitting a whore couch
whore couch by savanna April 23, 2004

Whore Couch 

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
Whore Couch by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

Coach bag whore 

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.
friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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