Pine County

Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.

Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!

Pine County by CBAAED April 3, 2011

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Located in east central minn. This county is known for its high unemployment and welfare rate along with crime rate and its meth use . 90% of its jail is full of 5th degree meth arrest the other 10% is criminal sexual conduct arrests. If your planning on visiting this place leave kids at home and don't bring any valuebles cause your kids will be corrupted or sexualy harrased and valubles will be taken and traded for drugs

I went on vacatoin to pine county minn my kids got sexually harrased and corrupted into meth and car got stolen and traded for meth

pine county by camping buddy May 21, 2017

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pine county fair

The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.

COUSIN 1"I was in the derby at the pine county fair, wanna fuck?"
COUSIN 2 "shit yeah!!"

pine county fair by Rufuer June 23, 2016

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Pine county teabag

When someone one is noding out on heroin u drop your ballsack in there mouth

Look bro she is on the heroin get ready to do the pine county teabag

Pine county teabag by Arliss88 January 22, 2021

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White Pine County

A county in central Nevada next to the Utah border. It’s county seat is Ely, and has the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, The Great Basin National park, along with many other outdoor attractions. And BTW it is not by Las Vegas or Reno it is about 1- 7 counties away from each.

Me: I’m going to White Pine county Nevada next weekend.
Mark: oh so your going to Las Vegas?
Me: :/

White Pine County by Slowedrumble42 April 24, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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