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poot to coot 

An arrangement of two or more females riding in tandem in which the ass of the front girl is pressed against the vagina of the other. This usually occurs between two fully clothed females riding together on things such as horses, motorcycles, scooters, and jet skis. Not to be confused with "nuts to butts" which describes the same arrangement but occurring with dudes.
"Did you see those lesbians ride by on those motorcycles? They were all riding poots to coots."

"Her horse died on the trail so we had to ride poot to coot all the way home"
poot to coot by JSpyder November 30, 2011

Poot in my coot 

Jump in my pool/ Jump in a pool.
Hey John, come Poot in my coot this weekend!
Poot in my coot by Tonya Chinc July 28, 2021

Poot in my coot 

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)
Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

cootpoot 

she’s such a cootpoot
cootpoot by unknownsaucer August 22, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026