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kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017
Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018
Karmila.
Compassion, understanding and an overall positive outlook at life and all the obstacles it brings is just one ability a Karmila is a able to bring to you if you are ever lucky enough to meet her.

Just her very presence brings enlightenment to ones self allowing them the ability to grow and process their own mental maps of the world as she always provides a conscious safe environment for anyone to express purity in their representations of the here and now in which we all call reality. They like to be social/resourceful/helpful and will always go out of their way to make others lives easier, especially if it will strengthen the bond of a good friendship. However she can often delve into the interest of others issues and personal drama, making her tractable as she can have a sense of others emotions which she tends to absorb as her own.Karmila will laugh with you and cry with you but most of all she will always be there for you, a stride for guidance and optimism resembles her heartfelt maternal nature.
However a Karmila can be over sympathetic attracting people who can naturally take advantage of her unique understanding and ability to share good advice.
K is for kid, the child within.
A is for able, for she surely is.
R is for reassuring, eliminating doubts!
M is for musical, her hidden talent!
I is for intellect, her high capacity for knowledge
L is for luster, her shine.
A is for agreeable, the best side of her.
Karmila, holistically eternal.
Karmila by Karmila October 23, 2020

Kermitting 

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.
"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"
Kermitting by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018