Le Cordon Bleu 

A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.

For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.

Le Cordon Bleu by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011