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smoqueed 

A homophone of "smoke weed," which due to its resemblence to generic Arabic-sounding words, is used to alert friends of Arab descent that one would like to consume marijuana.
John: "Hey man, smoqueed?"
Ali: "Hell yeah!"
smoqueed by chemicaldan March 30, 2009
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schmoque 

Just another way to say "smoke" to keep our lives from getting too boring.
Hey, man...did you grab your piece so we can schmoque?
schmoque by Eanui December 19, 2006
The mixture of sweat and the powder used in rubber gloves to keep them preserve.
1. I hate the dentist! He was fixing my cavity when his glove broke and Shloque drained into my mouth.
Shloque by Sushi November 30, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026