asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

asscrunchie by fucwad March 18, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

asscrunchie by jesus christ September 25, 2003

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

Assmunchies by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015

asscruncher 

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

asscruncher by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

asscrunch

Almost a synonym for megadingus, or asshead. Usually defines a person or entity that is stubborn, being an asshole, or plain retarded.

Person 1: Dude you are such an asscrunch!
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER!

asscrunch by AssHeadMotherFucker February 9, 2021