hoofty 

A Pennsylvania Dutch word for an imbecile or jackass. Usually synonymous with being low class.

He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Yeah, he's real hoofty.

hoofty by Da Deutche March 23, 2011

Hoofty 

A person whose soul reason for existence is to collect trucks, cars and the like and jack them up on huge tires. Usually found in and around northeastern Pennsylvania. Enjoys mudding, beer pong, underage women, and burning out. Essentially, a hillbilly with a better vehicle.

Known to have many hang outs which may all be used for their parties. Examples being parking lots, clearings in the woods, areas along power lines, and various homes of 21 year olds.

Good for helping you out with car troubles and taking advantage of drunk teens.

Found debating which is better: Ford or Chevy. Always wearing steel-toe boots

"Hey! There's a hoofty! Lets go with him and get some 15 year old drunk!"

Hoofty by josafinagaz September 29, 2008

hoofty 

a redneck/hick usually found in the northeastern region of Pennsylvania. These people have no concept of current events or any fashion sense. They also like to hunt deer and make deer jerky. They drive cars that cost about that same as a xbox360 or drive beat up trucks with mud stains.

(origin)comes from word "HOOF" like a deers HOOF IE the word "Hoofty"

Hey man, you see that hoofty at the pumpkin patch? Damn that mother fucker was ugly!

hoofty by scottybones August 9, 2008

Hoofty 

A small, bad-quality or poorly-assembled marijuana joint that will barely suffice in getting seasoned smokers very high; still, is far better than having nothing to smoke at all. Usually rolled using remnants and scrapings of leftover THC in various forms (roaches, powder, oil residue, etc.)

"Hey man, the dispensary doesn't open for an hour, but I managed to roll a little hoofty to smoke in the meantime!"

Hoofty by stinsonsteven May 12, 2016

Hoofty Doofty

When your wound up, annoyed, pissed of etc…

Calcium 1. Shut up!
Calcium 2. What…
Calcium 1. No just shut up
Calcium 2. *whispers all right no need to get hoofty doofty

Hoofty Doofty by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

Hoofty Dooryard 

Autocorrect version of hoofty doofty

(tries to type hoofty doofty for the first time)

Hoofty dooryard

Hoofty Dooryard by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

Doofty Hoofty 

Upgraded version of hoofty doofty. When your more angry or annoyed than hoofty doofty.

Calcium 1: You know this that and the other
Calcium 2: When?
Calcium 1: When what?
Calcium 2: When did I ask?
Calcium 1: What was the point in that for god sake!
Calcium 2: Ooh scary, someone’s getting doofty hoofty.

Doofty Hoofty by hydrated_calcium July 8, 2021